"Mama, are these my mittens?""Yes."
"Mama, these are the mittens you bought me?"
"Yes."
"And you saw that I didn't have any mittens, so you got me some?"
"Yes."
"And you saw a little girl who had mittens on her hands and you went up to her and said, 'My Dormouse Girl needs your mittens and you should give them to me so the Dormouse will have some mittens.' And the girl's name was Polfshak and she had long hair like mine and you said, 'Give me your mittens now, Polfshak' and Polfshak said, 'Yes' and she took the mittens off and gave them to you and then you gave them to me so my hands would be warm and then Polfshak had cold hands?"
"Well, not exactly."
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November 7, 2006 at 5:53 PM
oh this cracked me the heck on up. sometimes i can hear my nieces in the other room playing ... "and say my name was rose diamond ruby beautiful and i had long red hair and i was a ballerina horse rider ..."
November 8, 2006 at 7:13 AM
Your daughter thinks you're a hustler and a thief. Nice!
"Uh, no...I got them at Target."