Words That Don't Mean What She Thinks They Mean

"Daddy, will you sing me another rock-a-bye song? I love to listen to your soden voice."

Or maybe they do:
Bad Soden is a popular residential town for
commuters working in
Frankfurt am
. It is known for its various springs, which contain
carbonic acid gas and various iron oxides. The waters are used both internally
and externally, and are actually quite widely exported. Soden lozenges (Sodener
Pastillen), condensed from the waters, are also in great demand.

Who knew?