As I mentioned before, KingofHearts' friend Matt is in town staying with us on and off this week. This morning as we were making breakfast, he offered to cook for us. (I'm actually considering sabotaging his next couple of job applications so he'll visit more often.) This was the exchange when he inquired as to how The Dormouse would like her eggs cooked:

"How do you like your eggs?"

"Egg-y, please."

"Well that's good, because I know I hate it when my eggs aren't egg-y enough."