Alice's Adventures Underground

Doesn't he want to buy me one for Mother's...

2012-05-19T12:51:23.614-04:00

Doesn't he want to buy me one for Mother's Day?

@paws: Apparently, you can purchase a box of 9000 ...

2012-05-16T16:02:54.504-04:00

@paws: Apparently, you can purchase a box of 9000 and have them shipped to you. You really can find anything on the internet.

Cool! I love ladybugs. I haven't seen many aro...

2012-05-16T08:49:56.984-04:00

Cool! I love ladybugs. I haven't seen many around here, but we do have a lot of spiders. They're appreciated, too, but not as pretty.

A) Aren't you glad you had such a nice clean t...

2012-05-15T23:04:17.062-04:00

A) Aren't you glad you had such a nice clean toilet to puke in? I still think of S and how lovely her bathroom was for my retch fest.

B) When I saw your kid making things out of foil I was all, "Oh, whatever," and didn't pay her any attention. (I might have jokingly asked if she was making hats for all of us, but that may have also just been in my head.)

I know just what you feel like. Not the food pois...

2012-05-15T16:48:47.043-04:00

I know just what you feel like. Not the food poison. The 'feel like a heel' part where a person screams bloody murder at a five year old girl for ringing the doorbell to surprise her mother with paper flowers she made in school. Try to control the yelling.

That our state flower, but I've never seen it ...

2012-05-11T11:36:44.014-04:00

That our state flower, but I've never seen it in purple. Pretty!

I love this SO much.

2012-05-09T12:26:34.327-04:00

I love this SO much.

I find it really hard to back off when it comes to...

2012-05-09T12:24:22.650-04:00

I find it really hard to back off when it comes to school projects. Madison has gotten to the point where she won't let me any where near her projects because she is so afraid I'll take over. Oh well.

I'm just glad they are teaching it.

2012-05-03T13:50:49.875-04:00

I'm just glad they are teaching it.

This is such a great picture. Just don't leave...

2012-05-02T13:35:51.062-04:00

This is such a great picture. Just don't leave them unsupervised with the permanent markers.

Fantastic! We could have a sewing bee... or a par...

2012-05-02T08:43:15.598-04:00

Fantastic! We could have a sewing bee... or a party or something!

Thumbs Up - from a proud grandma. :)

2012-05-02T06:08:40.467-04:00

Thumbs Up - from a proud grandma. :)

Now teach her to open an etsy shop because I have ...

2012-05-01T23:47:21.862-04:00

Now teach her to open an etsy shop because I have some requests.

Neat! (I know that's not an earth-shattering ...

2012-05-01T19:18:13.709-04:00

Neat! (I know that's not an earth-shattering comment but I wanted to just say something about how cool a tree growing through an old wagon is.)

That is AWESOME! I love that she's learning h...

2012-05-01T19:15:47.833-04:00

That is AWESOME! I love that she's learning how to sew and making things for her sister!

Blue eye shadow - shudder. Who says you can'...

2012-04-24T14:03:12.923-04:00

Blue eye shadow - shudder.

Who says you can't set Barbie on fire?

WHO in their right mind actually believes that the...

2012-04-24T12:12:44.166-04:00

WHO in their right mind actually believes that they can get a table for 12 at the Cheesecake Factory on a Saturday night without a reservation?

A pretty, pretty princess, that's who.

They are beautiful. Either way. Poor Penelope. ...

2012-04-24T11:33:34.764-04:00

They are beautiful. Either way.

Poor Penelope. I still run into her sans clothes in the closet.

Hmmmm.. gives me an ideeea about a post.

INVASIVE SPECIES! Also - I too hate those freakin...

2012-04-21T21:44:02.485-04:00

INVASIVE SPECIES!

Also - I too hate those freaking helicopter seeds and husband insisted on buying one of those maples. Now every time I see a seed on the driveway, I add another check mark to his "negatives" column.

I hate all those stupid little petals and flowers ...

2012-04-21T10:22:54.142-04:00

I hate all those stupid little petals and flowers and maple tree helicopters. They drive me crazy.

AND THAT IS THE QUIETER OF YOUR TWO CHILDREN.

2012-04-17T21:05:00.490-04:00

AND THAT IS THE QUIETER OF YOUR TWO CHILDREN.

I owed money. I kinda wish she had done so...

2012-04-13T17:48:04.237-04:00

I owed money. I kinda wish she had done something bad.

Soooo - what did the note say? Don't cliffhan...

2012-04-13T12:27:26.659-04:00

Soooo - what did the note say? Don't cliffhang me.

That's why you do what we did--completely forg...

2012-04-10T10:18:52.842-04:00

That's why you do what we did--completely forget about Easter and run to the nearest grocery store at 10pm the night before. That way everything is very fresh.

Think quicker. Next time take up a collection. I&#...

2012-04-04T22:08:07.044-04:00

Think quicker. Next time take up a collection. I've got some old ear molds and an extra HA and you can pass off that you used their donations to purchase her the hearing aid she's been needing. We'll laugh all the way to our next vacation.