Alternate title: Inappropriate Songs to Let Your Three Year Old Sing in Public

We've had our problems with songs The Dormouse was taught in preschool in the past. Thanks to this blog, I can distinctly remember Baa Baa Black Sheep being one of those problem songs. (Thanksbetointernet, I'm not sure I would remember I even had kids if it weren't for this blog.) But Baa Baa Black Sheep never went quite as wrong as in the new version that The Caterpillar came home singing this week:

Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
three bags full.
One for the bastard,
One for the slave,
And one for the little boy who lives very lame.

Who here thinks it's time to ask the preschool teachers to occasionally listen to her when she sings the songs they teach back to them?