The Dormouse: "Don't forget. I'm off school this Monday AND next Monday too."

The KingofHearts: "WHY??!?"

DM: "Well this Monday is Martin Luther King Day and next Monday is some other holiday that starts with an F, I forgot which."

KoH: "Flag Day?"

DM: "No."

KoH: "Fahrvergn├╝gen Day?"

DM: "Yeah, I think that's it."