American Scientist: We're being overrun by a bunch
of vegetables!

Japanese Scientist: Technically sir, tomatoes are
fags.

Doctor: He means fruits.

- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


Dormouse: "What are we going to have for dinner tonight mama?"

NG: "Well, whatever we have, we're going to have it with a vegetable because I think it's been more than a week since you ate one."

D: "A vegetable?"

NG: "Yeah... you know what a vegetable is, right? Can you name some vegetables?"

D: "Ummmm.... green beans."

NG: "Right! What are some other vegetables?"

D: "Peas... but I don't like peas."

NG: "Right! Peas are vegetables. You used to like them when you were little."

D: "But I'm bigger now. Oh! Also broccoli."

NG: "Yep. Broccoli is a vegetable. How about carrots? Are carrots vegetables?"

D: "Yes."

NG: "Right again! How about an orange?"

D: *laughs* "No... an orange is not a vegetable."

NG: "Right... an orange is...."

D: "A snack."