The Dormouse, yammering on from the back seat while we're driving around:

"All that goes up must come down."

A little nonplused, (because, seriously, they're teaching the Universal Law of Gravitation in kindergarten but on the reading front, she's still learning what a "W" sounds like?) I said, "Did you learn that from your teacher?"


"In school?"


"In aftercare?"


"Well, who taught you about that, then?"

"Scooby Doo."