Because it was way over our budget to invite the entire kindergarten class to The Dormouse's birthday party, I felt badly and wanted to do something for all her friends at school. It started out as just cupcakes, but a spider theme had been established and it quickly got out of control.

Yeah... I made thirty-six of these little suckers with The KoH's help before we decided if we made any more they might come to life and take over the house.

I thought I was smarter than that.

Just goes to show you: no one ever went broke inventing something to improve your sex life or spoil your kids. (This would fall into the latter category, in case there was any doubt.)