Caterpillar: "I love Momma."

Me: "Oh, that's sweet, honey. I love The Caterpillar."

Caterpillar: "I love Cheerios."

Me: "Oookay, well I'm at least glad to be in there with the Cheerios."

Caterpillar: "I love this bowl."

Me: "OK, now you're starting to hurt my feelings."