Things I would never have expected to hear from my two year old:

"I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD!
I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD!
I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD!
I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD! I don't HAVE. OCD!"