The Dormouse comes home from school and bursts through the door excitedly.

"Momma, momma! I know what I want to be when I grow up!"

I glance at The KingofHearts, who shrugs helplessly, and try to match her excitement, "Great! What's that?"

"I want to be," pauses for dramatic effect, "A TOOTHPASTE ENGINEER."

Hey, it's a step up from