I'm ready for Spring this year, which is something you'll almost never hear me say my loyalties to Winter are seldom divided and because if Spring comes early that means Summer is coming early too and normally I'd prefer that that dead part of Winter where there's no sun, no snow and everything is brown last for more than half the year rather than deal with the thought of another day over a hundred degrees, which is also the reason I don't live in the Southwest anymore and oh my gosh this whole paragraph is one sentence.

Here's one of the reasons I'm ready for Spring.