Scene: Walking through the Smithsonian Museums looking for a couple of exhibits I wanted to see.

Dormouse: "When are we going to see the Adam's Apple?"

Me: "Huh?"

Dormouse: "I thought you said we were going to see Adam's Apple."

KingofHearts: "Huh?"

Dormouse: "You know, Aaaaaaaaaa-daaaaam's Appppppppppppppppp-le."
*because clearly, saying it slower and more deliberately will make us understand*


Adults look at each other, perplexed. Suddenly, dawn light breaks on marblehead.

Me: "Oh! You mean Ansel Adams."

Dormouse: "Yeah! When are we going to see that?"