Scene: I'm home alone with the girls and the doorbell rings. Ordinarily, I'm not weird about that type of thing, but lately, I've been a bit more careful about everything, so when I realize I do not know the guy standing there, I open the door, but immediately make a show of locking the screen door.
The man standing there has a clipboard and credentials from Comcast around his neck.
Him: I'm looking for Alice?
Me: Yes?
Him: Is that you?
Me: Yes.
Him: You used to have your television and internet service with us?
Me: Yes?
Him: You want it back?
Me: Oh! I see.... yeah. Absolutely not.
Him (looking hurt): Why?
Me: Because I wasn't happy with the service. That's why I switched.
Him: *chuckles in disbelief* Well why did you switch?
Me: Because in all my life from any company any where, tv service or otherwise, I've never experienced worse customer service than I did when I had Comcast.
Him: *looks at me like I'm the biggest bitch he's met all week*
Me: No, seriously... write that down. I've never had worse service than Comcast and while I'm happy with the service I have currently, even if I weren't, I still wouldn't switch back to Comcast.
Him: Well, you don't have to be like that about it.
Me: Dude, you asked.
The man standing there has a clipboard and credentials from Comcast around his neck.
Him: I'm looking for Alice?
Me: Yes?
Him: Is that you?
Me: Yes.
Him: You used to have your television and internet service with us?
Me: Yes?
Him: You want it back?
Me: Oh! I see.... yeah. Absolutely not.
Him (looking hurt): Why?
Me: Because I wasn't happy with the service. That's why I switched.
Him: *chuckles in disbelief* Well why did you switch?
Me: Because in all my life from any company any where, tv service or otherwise, I've never experienced worse customer service than I did when I had Comcast.
Him: *looks at me like I'm the biggest bitch he's met all week*
Me: No, seriously... write that down. I've never had worse service than Comcast and while I'm happy with the service I have currently, even if I weren't, I still wouldn't switch back to Comcast.
Him: Well, you don't have to be like that about it.
Me: Dude, you asked.
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March 23, 2009 at 10:31 PM
That's hilarious. Did he expect you to sugarcoat it?
March 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM
You should have said "you can't handle the truth!"
March 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM
That's funny!
March 24, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Nicely done. I think its funny that people who come to your door like that think they have the right to be annoyed with you. A few weeks ago a salesman got mad at me when I wouldn't tell him what parts of our alarm system we're using.