"Momma, I'm going to sing you a song, it's called Barbie Girl in a Barbie World."

"Argh! Are you serious? Where'd you learn that? I don't want you singing that song!"

"I made it up. It goes:

Barbie world.
Don't you want to play with me.
You can come to my house and we will dress up.
You can be my friend
And we will play Barbies together."


That is sooo NOT what I was thinking it was. I clearly need a new frame of reference.