For reasons only she can begin to understand, The Dormouse decided a couple of days ago that in order to prepare for Easter we needed to do four things:
  1. Color Easter Eggs
  2. Decorate the house for Easter
  3. Get the Easter baskets down from the attic
  4. Make an Easter Bunny costume for Daddy which he would wear while hiding eggs

I swear, I did not come up with/encourage this idea, although I don't think The KingofHearts believes me on that point. The only thing I did do was provide her with paper and purchase more cotton balls when she used up all the ones in the medicine cabinet. Otherwise, this idea was all Dormouse:

"I'm the freakin' Easter Bunny."

Can I help it if this gives me more pleasure than anything else I've seen to date this year?