"Are you wiping food on your dress?"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Well, don't! How many times to we have to have this conversation? If you need a napkin, say, 'Daddy, can I have a napkin, please?' and I will get you a napkin. But you don't wipe stuff on your clothes!"
"Why, Daddy?"
"Because if you wipe food on your clothes, then you will have food on your clothes and when you go to church, people will think you're a hobo!"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Well, don't! How many times to we have to have this conversation? If you need a napkin, say, 'Daddy, can I have a napkin, please?' and I will get you a napkin. But you don't wipe stuff on your clothes!"
"Why, Daddy?"
"Because if you wipe food on your clothes, then you will have food on your clothes and when you go to church, people will think you're a hobo!"
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March 16, 2008 at 1:19 PM
I love everyone, even hobos.
But if you want to dress like a slob in church, be catholic. Those heathens wear blue jeans for gosh sake.