"Hi Momma."

"Hi honey."

"Look at my neck."

"What am I looking at?"

"I'm wearing a bow around my neck."

"Okay."

"Put your arm around my neck, Momma."

*I reach around and put my arm on her shoulder and around her neck*

*testily* "Moooooom! Don't TOUCH my neck!" *stomps away*

Apparently, It was a test... and I failed.