In my ever-amassing arsenal of information about why Google makes a better doctor than actual humans who have been to medical school, I present the following:

The KingofHearts went to see a physician the other day to talk about treatment for migraines he's been having and had this discussion with the physician who saw him.

Dr: "I'm going to write you a scrip for perscription-strength Motrin. These are 800 mg pills so they should be a lot better than the over-the-counter stuff."

KoH: "What's the difference between taking one of those and four of the 200 mg pills you buy over-the-counter?"

Dr: "Oh that's the same thing."

KoH: "So why do I need this then?"

Dr: "I guess you don't."

No further questions, Your Honor.