Congratulations to Monica, who, when I IM'd her with my new theory that "crabs" was just a darn funny word and would make any essay more interesting, took me up on my challenge to work the word into a blog post for the day. Not only did she use the phrase, but imagine my surprise when I discovered that it was the title of her post.

Congratulations Moan! I'd give you a prize, but it was crabs... and apparently your kid already has some.