This overheard from the other room tonight while the KingofHearts was getting the Dormouse ready for bed:

"Honey, what book do you want me to read to you tonight?"

"Daddy, I want Girls Hold Up This World."

"OK, I'll read it."

"No Daddy. Momma has to read it."

"That's okay, let's not bother momma, I can read it."

"No Daddy, you're too tired and clumsy to read this book. Momma has to read it."