Dormouse:  "What's for dinner?"

 KingofHearts:  "Whatever I make."

 DM:  "Well, what are you going to make?"

 KoH:  "Well, for you, I'm gonna make peanut butter, because I know you hate it."

 DM:  "Aww...."

 KoH:  "And for The Caterpillar, I'll be making... uh... broccoli and cat poop."

 Caterpillar:  *in all seriousness*  "Well, I like broccoli, but I don't like cat poop very much."

 Me:  "Well, at least we know she's your daughter."