(A round of hearty internet applause for the first person to get the title's reference.)

Another tag from The Faceplace, which will go answered here in relative anonymity.

To play along, take my answers out & insert yours, leave a link in the comments.

Can you fill this out without lying?
Yes, but then how would you know?

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Diet Pepsi 0 - but only because the KoH purchased it at a gas station and they did not have Diet Coke.

Where was your profile picture taken?
At the bottom of the rabbit hole.

Can you play guitar hero?
The game? Never tried it. The one where you play a guitar for an kid with autism and he makes eye contact with a person for the first time in months? Yep. Played that.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
Jason Bateman.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Went to bed early - too much drama this weekend.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes, if it made good financial/family sense. But generally, I like it here - or at least I like this area... not so much my tiny house.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
The Internet is sitting right here on my lap.

Do you believe exs can be friends?
Yes.

How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
Kaaaazestech. (That's supposed to be a yucky sound.)

When was the last time you cried really hard?
I'm not sure that my body has retained the ability to cry.

Where are you right now?
In my living room.

What bed did you sleep in last night?
The tower of Hearts.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
A meat pie.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Dormouse, Caterpillar and KoH. The last one on this post.

Was yesterday better than today?
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

Can you live a day without TV?
Yes, but I would complain a lot.

Are you mad about anything?
Not really.

Are you upset about anything?
Not that either.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Depends on the relationship.

Are you a bad influence?
I guess that depends on whom I'm with.

Night out or night in??
In.

What items could you not live without during the day?
Oxygen.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Wow. I guess that's probably someone at my church.

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Mari woke up during the night to pee."

How do you feel about your life right now?
I'm actually pretty content with my life these days. I could do worse.

Do you hate anyone?
No. Too much trouble.

If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
Status updates, photo additions, comments, etc.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
It would be a travesty if they had.

What song is stuck in your head?
As Time Goes By - thanks Janet, now that's stuck in my head too.

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
The police - telling me they caught that guy who was lurking around my house at 1 am.

Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
A world of No.

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Get the second half of the prescription I've been trying to fill since Sunday.

Do you think too much or too little?
Too much. Much too much.

Do you smile a lot?
I think so.

Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
My mother.

Is there something you always wear?
Clothing.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching Inside the Actors' Studio.

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Yes.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
No - at least not with permanent dye.

Are you wearing a necklace / Chain?
No, but I usually wear the same necklace all the time.

Are you an emotional person?
I've been known to have an emotion or two.

Will this weekend be a good one?
That's always my plan.

What do you want right now?
Steak and baked potato - thanks, Janet, now I want that too.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes. Used to raid my dad's closet pretty regularly when I was in high school.

Have you ever worked in a food place?
Yes. A funny little bakery in a strip mall and a steakhouse where I was a singing waitress (yes, you read that right, I don't want to talk about it).

Well, that ended abruptly. (Let's see if we can figure out for whom that's a secret message.)