KingofHearts: "Look, when you take off your clothes and put them in the hamper, you need to turn them right side out. You can't leave them in a ball."

Dormouse: "OK, Daddy. *pause* How Daddy?"

KoH: "You need to straighten them out like this."

DM: "OK, Daddy. *pause* Why Daddy?"

KoH: "Because when you leave them in a ball like this, they don't get clean."

DM: "OK Daddy. *pause* What do you mean, 'right side out.?'"

KoH: "It means that you take them off they way they went on your body. Understand?"

DM: "No."

KoH: "Look. See this part? This is the part that supposed to be out when you wear it. That makes it the right side. When this side is out, it's the RIGHT SIDE OUT. See this part? This is the part that supposed to be in when you wear it. When this side is out, it's the WRONG SIDE OUT."

DM: "Oh."

KoH: "So you get me?"

DM: *giggling* "I don't."

KoH starts to explain the whole thing again but I cut him off from the other room.

Me: "Um... I think she might be messing with you."

KoH: "Oh?"

DM: *gales of laughter*

KoH: "You know, I think you might be right."