You should totally sit next to us in church; we're highly entertaining.


Bishop explaining fast and testimony meeting: "For those of you who aren't familiar with or are new to the Church, the first Sunday of each month, we set aside to fast and pray and then we come to church... in that attitude.

Me: "So......."

KoH and Me together: "Hungry."


Primary (children's group) counselor: "So we just read the 6th Article of Faith. Now how do you think we can remember this?"

Dormouse: "You could write it down on a piece of paper."


Nursery leader putting little cartoon pictures of different children onto another cartoon picture of the earth: "So do you think Heavenly Father loves each one of his children in the world?"

Caterpillar: "No, no, no, no NO!!!!" *swipes all of the cartoon children off the table and onto the floor*