Like I said before, working with children in church might be tiresome, thankless, and an overall pain in the *$%^, but it gives you a bunch of good stories later on.

Stake presidency member speaking to the Primary at Ward Conference: "God's love is like wrapping yourself up in a warm, cozy blanket. What do you do when you're cold?"

Sunbeam #1: "I put on a coat."

Sunbeam #2: "I like to sit on the heating vent."

Sunbeam #3: "I like to build a fire in my living room."

Older Brother of Sunbeam #3: "Hey! We don't have a fireplace!"