I took this at a recent birthday party that shall remain nameless. That old adage, a picture is worth a thousand words is the thing to keep in mind right here because this photo so perfectly captures who these three people are that if I were asked to attempt the daunting task of describing them in words, with no photo, I might begin to weep. All I can say is to my Dad, if you ever decide to fly halfway across the country to show up at your granddaughter's birthday party unannounced and, to make it that much more memorable, make your appearance in a blond Afro wig and pedophile clown face paint? Well, it's been done. So think about doing something different... like a purple Afro wig.