When people at work asked me where we were headed in Nevada I'd say, "Well, you know where Las Vegas is right?"


"OK good. Well, it's nowhere near there.  What you want to do is find the only two places in the northern part of the state with any people in them, then go as far away from those two places as you can possibly get.  That's where we're going."

This is the major landmark in the area and when I giggle like a fourteen year old boy everytime I pass by it, everyone looks as me strangely and says, "I don't understand. Why is that funny?"

No reason, I guess.