When Farmer Nacho and Farmer Margarita ran out of growin' space in their salsa farm, Hectaro Lagrimoso, they invoked their very own Homestead Act of 1862 and appropriated our property for some of the ingredients.

Despite our not having an actual sunny spot in the real ground -- they are all potted and growing on our front step -- and our general mistreatment of the plants themselves -- The KingofHearts applies liberal doses of sevin dust because we did that thing once where you purchase $75 worth of ladybugs and praying mantis (praying mantises?? praying mantii?) and didn't think it was all that enjoyable to watch seventy-five hundred pennies take flight and immediately fly up, away and right out of your yard, never to return -- we are actually seeing the fruits of our labors (pun intended).