"Momma, you're a great momma."

"Thanks honey. You're a great girl."

"There should be a greatest mom in the world contest. And I would enter you."

"You would, huh?"

"Yep. And I would enter you because you are the greatest mom in the world..."


*pause* "...but you'd have to prove it."


"I mean, I think you're great, but you'd have to prove it to the contest people."


"You might not win."

"Uh... thanks?"

"But that's OK because you and I know the difference."