Thirteen reasons I should not be working from home today:
- Out of food except for a block of cheese and a giant jar of peanut butter - eating both without utensils
- Shower? What for?
- DVR is empty except for twenty-eight episodes of Sesame Street
- Watched the garbage collector not pick up six bags; now looking for county online complaint forms
- Now know way more than I ever wanted to about Sally Taylor's life
- Had a philosophical conversation with a two year old about rice - learned lots
- Water bed way too cozy and inviting
- Easy access to unmonitored internet searching
- Open tub of butter cream icing in the fridge
- Overabundance of horizontal surfaces on which to nap
- Laundry mocking me from the basement
- Cats breathe too loudly
- Out of Diet Coke
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March 23, 2010 at 4:41 PM
#3 - Empty DVR? What's that like?
#7 - I hear ya. My desk is right next to my bed. Way too easy to "accidentally" fall out of my chair into bed.
#8 - This is true for me at work too, so it cancels out.
Oh, btw, Nathan was reading over my shoulder and asked "Who cares about Diet Coke" I understand if you and Jerry will be shunning him now.