When I was little and one of us kids got a little too close to my mother's, um shall we say... decolletage... she would always shoo us away and say, "There's a limit..." Meaning, There's a limit to the lack of privacy one woman can stand, or There's a limit to just how far I'll let you kids embarrass me in public or There's a limit I just won't let you kids pass despite the fact that the birth process alone has cost me my last shred of dignity and I have none left.
I don't know if he remembers this, but until my brother was about five years old, he thought that breasts were really called "a limit." This conversation reminded me of that:
KoH: "Why are you pulling on your pants?"
DM: "Because my underwear is stuck to my privacy."
I don't know if he remembers this, but until my brother was about five years old, he thought that breasts were really called "a limit." This conversation reminded me of that:
KoH: "Why are you pulling on your pants?"
DM: "Because my underwear is stuck to my privacy."
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November 18, 2008 at 6:32 AM
I can't remember any of that. You memory is better than mine. Seriously.
November 18, 2008 at 11:29 AM
LOL That's hilarious! I'm gonna have to institute a limit.
Lucy, you don't remember because children suck your brain power. ;)
November 18, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Awesome post. You ought to submit it to some sort of blogging contest.
November 20, 2008 at 2:35 AM
I had a good chuckle at this, becasue I am guilty of a few misconceptions that I am not quite willing to correct just yet.
Thanks for the laugh.
November 20, 2008 at 4:46 AM
Bwahahahahahaha. Oh. Priceless.