Ages ago, Monica found this on the web and we've joked about needing a Stadium Pal ever since. I believe it just may be the longest running joke in our substantial history together.

However, I think this might just outlive the Stadium Pal's longevity.

May I present:

The UroClub

Oh how I wish I played golf.

And was a man.

And had no shame whatsoever.

Because finding this would probably make me the happiest man on the planet.