This was spontaneously improvised in the car yesterday:
Dormouse: "What does a pickle say when a banana steps on it?"
All: "I don't know, what?"
Dormouse: *deadpan* "Nothing. Because fruits and vegetables don't talk."
Dormouse: "What does a pickle say when a banana steps on it?"
All: "I don't know, what?"
Dormouse: *deadpan* "Nothing. Because fruits and vegetables don't talk."
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August 8, 2007 at 9:36 PM
That IS a funny joke!
Little kid jokes are the best! When I was little, I remember me and my brother cracking up at some joke we made up. I don't remember what it was, but it ended with, "Farmer Brown, your barn door's open!"
August 9, 2007 at 7:37 PM
Excellent! I think this is the best knock-knock joke I've heard. EVER. Go Dormouse!