Colleague: "Hey, I have some news."
All: 'What is it?"
Colleague: "Jane Doe Pain in the Neck is moving out of the area and she'll no longer be in our region."
Me: "Well, I can't say as I'm sorry to hear that."
Colleague: "And..." *pauses for dramatic effect* "her husband is staying here."
Me: "OK well I am sorry to hear that... I'm not that much of a bitch."
All: *looking at me blinking*
Me: "OK maybe I am, but I'm just sayin'."
All: 'What is it?"
Colleague: "Jane Doe Pain in the Neck is moving out of the area and she'll no longer be in our region."
Me: "Well, I can't say as I'm sorry to hear that."
Colleague: "And..." *pauses for dramatic effect* "her husband is staying here."
Me: "OK well I am sorry to hear that... I'm not that much of a bitch."
All: *looking at me blinking*
Me: "OK maybe I am, but I'm just sayin'."
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August 4, 2007 at 5:41 PM
Wow.
That was hysterical, and I don't even know you. I tumbled upon your blog when I went googling for the original copy of Alice's Adventures Underground!
I'm at work and I can't keep my mind on my tasks now....your blog is way too much fun!!!