Me: "Have you been in the bathroom?"

Caterpillar: "Yes."

Me: "What were you doing in there?"

C: "Playing."

Me: "Playing... with Momma's lipstick?"

C: "..."

Me: "Were you using Momma's lipstick?"

C: "..."

Me: "I'm waiting for an answer."

C: "yes"

Me: "That's what I thought."

C: "Momma how do you know I was playing with your lipstick?"

Me: "Mommas know everything, honey."

C: "Oh."