Meet Matt:

Wait, that's Matt's butt.

Here's Matt:

Matt like to climb.

But Matt suffers from a problem. His feet sweat. This is what happens when you are climbing and your feet sweat.

So Matt did not climb to the top of the castle and win $20. Poor Matt.

The Dormouse loves Matt.

So at least he's inspired a new generation of climbers.

For those of you wondering, I did not let The Caterpillar attempt this wall. Though I believe she would have tried.