Dormouse: Why doesn't Baby talk?

KingofHearts: She doesn't know how to talk yet.


DM: Maybe she does know how to talk. Maybe she just talks in a different language and we don't understand her.


KoH: What language do you think she speaks?


DM: Ummm... maybe French?


KoH: Nah, if she spoke French, we'd know.


DM: How?


KoH: When she'd cry, she'd say, "Le wah! Le wah! Le wah!"


DM: Oh. I guess she doesn't speak French then.