Dormouse: Why doesn't Baby talk?

KingofHearts: She doesn't know how to talk yet.

DM: Maybe she does know how to talk. Maybe she just talks in a different language and we don't understand her.

KoH: What language do you think she speaks?

DM: Ummm... maybe French?

KoH: Nah, if she spoke French, we'd know.

DM: How?

KoH: When she'd cry, she'd say, "Le wah! Le wah! Le wah!"

DM: Oh. I guess she doesn't speak French then.