Last night while the collection of friends was over, I overheard this conversation from the basement:

"Klingon is not a 'real language'."

"Yes it is, it follows conventional language structure and there's a big enough vocabulary..."

"Yes, but you're forgetting one minor thing: KLINGONS DON'T EXIST."

To my husband's credit, he was the one with the Klingons Don't Exist argument, but that means someone down there had taken the counterpoint... And that just makes me sad.