Here's the new thing the KingofHearts is trying to teach The Dormouse. When someone says something like "Oh... aren't you adorable!" or "How'd you get to be so cute?" he's told her to say:

"I take after my daddy."

Yuk yuk, isn't that funny? (insert eye-rolling emoticon here)

So anyway in the car this weekend, she was being pesty and annoying. I flippantly said, "You know, you used to be fun... when did you turn into such a pain?"

"I take after my daddy."

Let that be a lesson; sometimes stuff backfires on you.