This little gem was heard from the bathtub last night:

Deck the halls
with poison ornaments
Moo moo moo moo mooooo,
moo moo moo moo.

The second verse went a completely different way:

Deck the halls
with pears and mormons
Blah blah blah blah blaaaaah,
blah blah blah blah.

If we ever invite you over for Christmas Dinner, just say no.