"Turn the radio off, Mama, I will tell you a story."

"OK babe."

*radio off*

"It's called A-Bout A Shark"

"Sounds interesting... Tell me your story."

"Called A-Bout A Shark.

Once A-pon A-time, there was a little girl named Dormouse and she went to the Toy Pool, where she saw One Shark and One Shark splashed in the water and the shark swam up to the girl and said, 'Helloooo Dormouse' and I said 'Hello Shark' and I put on my swimmer suit and jumped into the water with the shark and we swam in the Toy Pool and we had a Pretty Good Time.

Then I picked up the shark and turned it loose in the Ocean.

The End."