Full disclosure - I totally stole this idea from Zoot and Electrolicious, who stole it from others. (There are no new ideas on the interweb... just some stolen better than others.) But I just wasted hours today doing this and felt the madness needed to be passed on. The game begins thusly: Go to Google and search for your name along with the phrase "last I heard he [she] was". Find the most interesting of the search results - I personally think it's more fun if you don't actually go to the pages, just see what comes up in the search list. These are my favorite for me:

  • Last I heard she was having Danny Elfman babies.
  • Last I heard she was working as a tourguide?!?!
  • But the last I heard she was off dialysis and doing as well as can be expected.
  • Last I heard she was a back up dancer for Brittany Spears and living in LA.
  • Last I heard she was a 25-year-old virgin living with her parents.
  • Last I heard she was going to UNC-wilmington,NC. She likes 80's alternative and used to love Duran Duran esp.John Taylor.
  • Last I heard, she was going to be taking a test-run trip to Grenoble.
  • Last I heard, she was a bail-bondsperson in Southern California
  • Last I heard she was missing and you went into a drunken fit.
  • She emigrated to the U.S. where she has made considerable impact as an orchestrator, conductor and composer of TV/Movie scores and the last I heard she was alive and well and still active in her 80s.
  • Last I heard she was still in prison.
  • Last I heard she was working as a roofer in one of the home counties
  • Last I heard she was studying, had a boyfriend, and was doing ok, relatively speaking. If I were a Christian, I would pray for her.
  • Last I heard she was back stripping in Amarillo, as well as doing internet porn and asphyxiation videos.
  • Last I heard she was seeking other opportunities ie. they fired her.

I know what I'll be doing at work today.