The KingofHearts is a big fan of pizza and is often (perhaps too often... and in inappropriate settings) heard repeating that sage adage, sex is like pizza, when it's good it really good and when it's bad... well, it's still pretty good.  So when I carted two frozen pizzas on ice more than seven hundred miles back from his favorite pizza place in Chicago, I think I might have confused the two in his mind more than ever.  

This photo actually from the other of his two favorite Chicago pizza places, which was pretty affectionate too.