You'd think I was lifting text from the screenplay of Better Off Dead, but this was actually said in my house last night.
"This is Barker, not Maggie. Know how I can tell it's Barker?"
"How?"
"Because Barker has the dark spot on his tentacles."
"This is Barker, not Maggie. Know how I can tell it's Barker?"
"How?"
"Because Barker has the dark spot on his tentacles."
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July 17, 2009 at 8:46 AM
Wow, cool cats - cats with tentacles!
July 17, 2009 at 10:04 AM
That's what I always thought they were.
July 17, 2009 at 11:29 AM
First, I'm curious who was saying what. Second, besides the whole "tentacles" mixup, I find it funny that whomever it was distinguishes Barker from Maggie by the dark spot on his testicles, not merely the fact that he has them and she doesn't.
July 17, 2009 at 1:18 PM
@Scott: I guess I left out where The Dormouse has asked at least a dozen times when Maggie's testicles will come in. She has not, as of yet, accepted the logical answer.
July 17, 2009 at 2:15 PM
I love Better Off Dead! (and cats with tentacles)