I made The KingofHearts go buy me this edition of the Frederick News-Post last Saturday when we were having lunch in Frederick, mostly because I am a font geek and I noticed immediately that the weight and point size of "Congress Passes Stimulus" was exactly the same as size as "Dog Dies." Also, because the dog's name was Bubba and Bubba got his picture in the paper when congress didn't and that, I find funny.

Getting this paper purely for blog post fodder proved to be problematic because The Dormouse (who now Reads. The. Paper. [!!]) read the entire article and then spent the next hour and a half in the car moping about how sad she was to hear about Bubba's death. So let that be a lesson to all you who have very young children: Never let them learn to read.