Dormouse: "Why did the chicken cross the road safely?"

Any one of the thirty people to whom she's told the joke: "I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road safely?"

Dormouse: "Because he didn't want to get run over. WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA."



P.S. I totally made up that "Captain Obvious" thing in my own little brain and then got a wild hair to see what would come up under google images if I searched on the phrase. Apparently there really is a Captain Obvious. Who knew? Not me, that's who!