The Dormouse, talking to herself and thinking no one is listening to her:

"Now. This final question is worth $100. You guys are up to $500. But wait, we are at your destination! OK here's the deal. I can give you the money now or you can go for double or nothing on a video bonus question. I'm going to play a video for you and ask you a question. If you get it right, you double your money. If you miss it you lose it all and we kick you out of the cab with nothing. What. Are. You. Going. To. Do?"

amazingly accurate. And... yeah, we watch too much TV. On the bright side, maybe she'll pick up enough trivia to end up like this guy one day, then support us in our old age.